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« on: January 10, 2010, 10:16:29 PM »
There is a very, very tall coconut tree  and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee,  a Giraffe,  and  a  Squirrel.
 
They  decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
 
Who  do you guess will win?
 
Your  answer will reflect your  personality.
So  think carefully . . .  Try and  answer  within 30 seconds.

Got  your  answer?

Now scroll down to see  the  analysis.



If  your answer is:


Giraffe
= you're unrealistic.

Lion = you're not honest.

Chimpanzee = you're a complete moron.

Squirrel   = you're hopeless.





A  COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously  you're stressed  and  overworked.

You should take some time off and  relax!

Perhaps have a bit of chocolate.



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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 03:07:21 AM »
I'm hopeless :{
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 08:21:16 AM »
I'm unrealistic :(

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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 08:51:17 PM »
When I did this test I actually picked Chimpanzee... because I figured they had the most practice at getting bananas but I also guess they would be the first animal to know the difference between trees. So I guess I really am a moron, I just disagree with it saying I am a complete moron.



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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 09:08:31 PM »
Quote from: FreeSpaceF;126025
I'm unrealistic :(
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 10:09:07 AM »
Thing is, the giraffe wouldn't need to climb all the way up. It's high enough already.

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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 01:19:47 PM »
And I'm sure it would have to be very high indeed to pick bananas off a coconut tree.

Ever seen a giraffe when it's high? Not a pretty sight I can tell you.

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 04:02:25 AM »
My first thought was what are bananas doing in coconut tree? Then I scrolled down and it made sense. I didn't even guess, I'm lame like that.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2010, 04:19:57 PM »
I didn't remember what I picked but my answer was on the 4th post of this thread.



Quote from: Brockenstein;126048
When I did this test I actually picked Chimpanzee... because I figured they had the most practice at getting bananas but I also guess they would be the first animal to know the difference between trees. So I guess I really am a moron, I just disagree with it saying I am a complete moron.



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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 01:04:13 AM »
YESSS! banana is gud!

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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 09:07:52 PM »
...Okay then....

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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2012, 10:36:28 PM »
this thing never gets old