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« on: August 29, 2007, 02:50:03 PM »
Just something I was chatting about the other day with a couple of friends. Not sure if this topic was already posted up here. But here goes:

What is the worst way they could possibly end this show?

-They find a modern day Earth?

-Run into the Galactica of the TOS?

-Its all a dream of Guis Baltar?

-Humans and Cylons make peace and create a hybrid species on Earth which turns out to be the humans of today.

-They do a Star Trek Voyager job, and cut out when the fleet approaches Earth?

Any other maniacal, crazy, hair-brained, or down right stupid suggestions, also welcomed :)
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2007, 04:42:22 PM »
I think anything involving the real Earth or modern days humans would urinate all over the series. The series began as a fantasy/scifi thing and there's no bloody reason to ruin the atmosphere by mixing it with 'Real Life'. Well, luckily the whole scenario is so absurd that it ain't gonna happen. Ever.
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 05:20:27 PM »
They do a Trek job and it's all a holodeck adventure.:drevil:
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2007, 05:25:47 PM »
oH christ I thought I walked in on a spoilers thread, thank god I didnt.

Stargate mixed ending would be weird and interesting tho.

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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 05:27:36 PM »
The show gets canned before the ending. Oh yeah beat that!
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 06:16:32 PM »
1. Everything what happened in the show was only a Cylon or Human Computersimulation, something like what will possibly happen when we....

2. Earth is the Cylon Homeworld.

3. The fleet reaches the Earth, but no ones there, sothey decide to stay without technology, to avoid detection ( those of you who have seen the show know what i mean ) and send all ships in the sun, or head back towards the cylon fleet to get destroyed ( with a minimum of crew on each ship).

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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2007, 06:29:27 PM »
They settle on Earth which is then hurtled through a time + space warp to become Kobol.

The lords of Kobol actually still exist. When the Galactica arrives at Earth it is grabbed by the gigantic hand of one of the lords but can be freed by destroying the generator powering it...... oh wait. That one's already been done. :D

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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 06:34:24 PM »
They see earth and start traveling to it, only to rip through it and find out it was a huge poster all along and mistakenly travel up Derek Smart's butthole. Which it is then we realize that they were the size of an amoeba all along.

Then it cuts out to him laughing as he starts writing BattleCruiser.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2007, 06:40:03 PM by FusionStorm »
Four Score and so many months ago, us cylons kicked your colonial butts.

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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 09:08:54 PM »
Quote from: FusionStorm;79021
They see earth and start traveling to it, only to rip through it and find out it was a huge poster all along and mistakenly travel up Derek Smart's butthole. Which it is then we realize that they were the size of an amoeba all along.

Then it cuts out to him laughing as he starts writing BattleCruiser.



That made me laugh for a minute.No wonder it heated up so bad.

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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 10:33:40 PM »
The fleet reach Earth and settle here.
The Cylons jump in our Solarsystem, Galactica keep them busy while Apollo and a few others sneak onto a Basestar in install a Windows OS on their Maincomputer.
The Cylons DL the new OS and have a lot of Bluescreens and are slaves to Humanity again because they need the updates, patches, servicepacks and licences.

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 04:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Angelus;79026
The fleet reach Earth and settle here.
The Cylons jump in our Solarsystem, Galactica keep them busy while Apollo and a few others sneak onto a Basestar in install a Windows OS on their Maincomputer.
The Cylons DL the new OS and have a lot of Bluescreens and are slaves to Humanity again because they need the updates, patches, servicepacks and licences.


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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 05:49:17 PM »
I use both... I am gaius baltar!

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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 06:44:38 PM »
What about Mac users, then?
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 07:02:12 PM »
Hmm... worst ever?

First, the show is canned on a cliffhanger after 1/3rds of the fourth season. And the story is then "wrapped up" in another miniseries, with a plot which involves hoverbikes.


...good thing there never were hoverbikes in BSG and never will. :nervous:

Right?:naughty:


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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 07:05:26 PM »
hoverbikes? what a silly concept no way anyone would introduce that into BSG, that or time travel.
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