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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2007, 07:09:36 PM »
I don't know what could be the worst ending, but It probably won't involve velociraptors flying vipers.

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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2007, 07:49:31 PM »
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Didn't you know? BSG is all real and we are the children of those that settled here. Microshaft is run by Bill Gates who is a Cylon, as are the rest of the Microshaft company, they have enslaved humanity with Windoze and only Linux users know the truth.



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If "Number one" Bill G. and his Cylonsoft Company hear that,they put us all into jail, or far worse, they force us to use Windoze Viestaz.

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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2007, 07:52:37 PM »
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I don't know what could be the worst ending, but It probably won't involve velociraptors flying vipers.



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« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2007, 05:25:27 AM »
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What about Mac users, then?


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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2007, 06:09:41 PM »
All the "This has happened before, it will happen again" crap smacks of time travel to me, and the most hideous ending RDM could ever do...

I'd rather have them meet modern Earth or a uninhabited Earth than to do the Earth is Kobol thing...
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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2007, 08:09:16 PM »
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All the "This has happened before, it will happen again" crap smacks of time travel to me, and the most hideous ending RDM could ever do...

I'd rather have them meet modern Earth or a uninhabited Earth than to do the Earth is Kobol thing...


I figured it was more a Babylon5/Matrix "history repeating itself", uh, thing.

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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2007, 09:00:49 PM »
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I figured it was more a Babylon5/Matrix "history repeating itself", uh, thing.

Either that or the parallel universe thing where you get to keep on trying in the next on until you get it right -- not a BSG spoiler, but a popular book spoiler[spoiler]Think Stephen King's Dark Tower ending where Roland went back to the hill and this time picked up his horn.[/spoiler]

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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2007, 10:23:11 AM »
:cool1:  If I had my ending in Battlestar Galactica, it would be the Fleet arrives at Earth and finds massive Armadas more advanced than their own or the Cylons, then they become fast allies and take the war to the Cylons and win back the Colonies and then to the Cylon Homeworld, and end the toasters once and for all, that is, if things get turned around on the Cylons and they finally are considered allies and no war happens again.

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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2007, 10:35:48 AM »
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:cool1:  If I had my ending in Battlestar Galactica, it would be the Fleet arrives at Earth and finds massive Armadas more advanced than their own or the Cylons, then they become fast allies and take the war to the Cylons and win back the Colonies and then to the Cylon Homeworld, and end the toasters once and for all, that is, if things get turned around on the Cylons and they finally are considered allies and no war happens again.
And they all live happily ever after...:squeeze:   Not really in keeping with the show's feel, is it!:lol:
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2007, 11:01:29 PM »
LOL :D

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« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 02:19:50 AM »
You know what would suck?
If the Galactica was commanded by Bush...:naughty:

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« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 03:11:42 AM »
:naughty:  Well, you never know.  In my opinion, theres enough sadness, pain and suffering already, and I'm just thinking why add more to it?  Well, I'm just a guy that loves massive Armada Battles/Wars anyways.  :lol:

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« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2007, 04:30:33 AM »
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They see earth and start traveling to it, only to rip through it and find out it was a huge poster all along and mistakenly travel up Derek Smart's butthole. Which it is then we realize that they were the size of an amoeba all along.

Then it cuts out to him laughing as he starts writing BattleCruiser.


Thats not Earth, that is Uranus.:biggrin1:

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« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2007, 07:56:20 AM »
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:naughty:  Well, you never know.  In my opinion, theres enough sadness, pain and suffering already, and I'm just thinking why add more to it?  Well, I'm just a guy that loves massive Armada Battles/Wars anyways.  :lol:

So, you don't want more pain or suffering, you just want two massive fleets to slog it out with tens of thousands of deaths in burning vessels or the vacuum of space?:doubtful: I don't think you thought that one out.:biggrin1:
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« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2007, 11:48:51 AM »
As they get closer to earth they keep hearing 'All Along The Watchtower'.

The Colonials soon discover that their ships just act as massive radio receivers. By the time they finally get to earth, they're all deaf.

As such, they don't hear the earth fleet's warning's and don't respond. They get nukedzored into oblivion so much, that a wormhole is formed. One surviving ship is sucked straight into Cobol's Atmosphere and it all starts again.
Or something.



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