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Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: TESLA on August 29, 2007, 02:50:03 PM
Just something I was chatting about the other day with a couple of friends. Not sure if this topic was already posted up here. But here goes:

What is the worst way they could possibly end this show?

-They find a modern day Earth?

-Run into the Galactica of the TOS?

-Its all a dream of Guis Baltar?

-Humans and Cylons make peace and create a hybrid species on Earth which turns out to be the humans of today.

-They do a Star Trek Voyager job, and cut out when the fleet approaches Earth?

Any other maniacal, crazy, hair-brained, or down right stupid suggestions, also welcomed :)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Fisk on August 29, 2007, 04:42:22 PM
I think anything involving the real Earth or modern days humans would urinate all over the series. The series began as a fantasy/scifi thing and there's no bloody reason to ruin the atmosphere by mixing it with 'Real Life'. Well, luckily the whole scenario is so absurd that it ain't gonna happen. Ever.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on August 29, 2007, 05:20:27 PM
They do a Trek job and it's all a holodeck adventure.:drevil:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Apocalypsse on August 29, 2007, 05:25:47 PM
oH christ I thought I walked in on a spoilers thread, thank god I didnt.

Stargate mixed ending would be weird and interesting tho.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on August 29, 2007, 05:27:36 PM
The show gets canned before the ending. Oh yeah beat that!
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Angelus on August 29, 2007, 06:16:32 PM
1. Everything what happened in the show was only a Cylon or Human Computersimulation, something like what will possibly happen when we....

2. Earth is the Cylon Homeworld.

3. The fleet reaches the Earth, but no ones there, sothey decide to stay without technology, to avoid detection ( those of you who have seen the show know what i mean ) and send all ships in the sun, or head back towards the cylon fleet to get destroyed ( with a minimum of crew on each ship).
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: karajorma on August 29, 2007, 06:29:27 PM
They settle on Earth which is then hurtled through a time + space warp to become Kobol.

The lords of Kobol actually still exist. When the Galactica arrives at Earth it is grabbed by the gigantic hand of one of the lords but can be freed by destroying the generator powering it...... oh wait. That one's already been done. :D
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: FusionStorm on August 29, 2007, 06:34:24 PM
They see earth and start traveling to it, only to rip through it and find out it was a huge poster all along and mistakenly travel up Derek Smart's butthole. Which it is then we realize that they were the size of an amoeba all along.

Then it cuts out to him laughing as he starts writing BattleCruiser.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Alpha 1 on August 29, 2007, 09:08:54 PM
Quote from: FusionStorm;79021
They see earth and start traveling to it, only to rip through it and find out it was a huge poster all along and mistakenly travel up Derek Smart's butthole. Which it is then we realize that they were the size of an amoeba all along.

Then it cuts out to him laughing as he starts writing BattleCruiser.



That made me laugh for a minute.No wonder it heated up so bad.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Angelus on August 29, 2007, 10:33:40 PM
The fleet reach Earth and settle here.
The Cylons jump in our Solarsystem, Galactica keep them busy while Apollo and a few others sneak onto a Basestar in install a Windows OS on their Maincomputer.
The Cylons DL the new OS and have a lot of Bluescreens and are slaves to Humanity again because they need the updates, patches, servicepacks and licences.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: TwigMortal on August 30, 2007, 04:56:56 PM
Quote from: Angelus;79026
The fleet reach Earth and settle here.
The Cylons jump in our Solarsystem, Galactica keep them busy while Apollo and a few others sneak onto a Basestar in install a Windows OS on their Maincomputer.
The Cylons DL the new OS and have a lot of Bluescreens and are slaves to Humanity again because they need the updates, patches, servicepacks and licences.


Didn't you know? BSG is all real and we are the children of those that settled here. Microshaft is run by Bill Gates who is a Cylon, as are the rest of the Microshaft company, they have enslaved humanity with Windoze and only Linux users know the truth.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: -Joshua- on August 30, 2007, 05:49:17 PM
I use both... I am gaius baltar!
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Fisk on August 30, 2007, 06:44:38 PM
What about Mac users, then?
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Herra Tohtori on August 30, 2007, 07:02:12 PM
Hmm... worst ever?

First, the show is canned on a cliffhanger after 1/3rds of the fourth season. And the story is then "wrapped up" in another miniseries, with a plot which involves hoverbikes.


...good thing there never were hoverbikes in BSG and never will. :nervous:

Right?:naughty:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on August 30, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
hoverbikes? what a silly concept no way anyone would introduce that into BSG, that or time travel.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Tikey on August 30, 2007, 07:09:36 PM
I don't know what could be the worst ending, but It probably won't involve velociraptors flying vipers.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Angelus on August 30, 2007, 07:49:31 PM
Quote from: TwigMortal;79059
Didn't you know? BSG is all real and we are the children of those that settled here. Microshaft is run by Bill Gates who is a Cylon, as are the rest of the Microshaft company, they have enslaved humanity with Windoze and only Linux users know the truth.



*whisper* Don't shout out loud.
If "Number one" Bill G. and his Cylonsoft Company hear that,they put us all into jail, or far worse, they force us to use Windoze Viestaz.

I think they should stop releasing OS, and instead sell those Human-looking
Cylons. I would buy at least 2 Nr. 8( Boomer ), and use them as ...personal assistance... employe.:D
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: hazmatt on August 30, 2007, 07:52:37 PM
Quote from: Tikey;79073
I don't know what could be the worst ending, but It probably won't involve velociraptors flying vipers.


(http://www.maj.com/gallery/Arkright/Comedians/giantrobotspacedinosaur.gif)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Enki on August 31, 2007, 05:25:27 AM
Quote from: Fisk;79070
What about Mac users, then?


We're all Sixes. :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Star Dragon on August 31, 2007, 06:09:41 PM
All the "This has happened before, it will happen again" crap smacks of time travel to me, and the most hideous ending RDM could ever do...

I'd rather have them meet modern Earth or a uninhabited Earth than to do the Earth is Kobol thing...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: CamInHead on August 31, 2007, 08:09:16 PM
Quote from: Star Dragon;79121
All the "This has happened before, it will happen again" crap smacks of time travel to me, and the most hideous ending RDM could ever do...

I'd rather have them meet modern Earth or a uninhabited Earth than to do the Earth is Kobol thing...


I figured it was more a Babylon5/Matrix "history repeating itself", uh, thing.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Enki on August 31, 2007, 09:00:49 PM
Quote from: CamInHead;79125
I figured it was more a Babylon5/Matrix "history repeating itself", uh, thing.

Either that or the parallel universe thing where you get to keep on trying in the next on until you get it right -- not a BSG spoiler, but a popular book spoiler[spoiler]Think Stephen King's Dark Tower ending where Roland went back to the hill and this time picked up his horn.[/spoiler]
Title: My Personal Favorite, . . .
Post by: Ryu on September 02, 2007, 10:23:11 AM
:cool1:  If I had my ending in Battlestar Galactica, it would be the Fleet arrives at Earth and finds massive Armadas more advanced than their own or the Cylons, then they become fast allies and take the war to the Cylons and win back the Colonies and then to the Cylon Homeworld, and end the toasters once and for all, that is, if things get turned around on the Cylons and they finally are considered allies and no war happens again.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 02, 2007, 10:35:48 AM
Quote from: Ryu;79195
:cool1:  If I had my ending in Battlestar Galactica, it would be the Fleet arrives at Earth and finds massive Armadas more advanced than their own or the Cylons, then they become fast allies and take the war to the Cylons and win back the Colonies and then to the Cylon Homeworld, and end the toasters once and for all, that is, if things get turned around on the Cylons and they finally are considered allies and no war happens again.
And they all live happily ever after...:squeeze:   Not really in keeping with the show's feel, is it!:lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Deckard on September 02, 2007, 11:01:29 PM
LOL :D

Quote from: hazmatt;79078
(http://www.maj.com/gallery/Arkright/Comedians/giantrobotspacedinosaur.gif)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Alpha 1 on September 03, 2007, 02:19:50 AM
You know what would suck?
If the Galactica was commanded by Bush...:naughty:
Title: It's just a thought.
Post by: Ryu on September 03, 2007, 03:11:42 AM
:naughty:  Well, you never know.  In my opinion, theres enough sadness, pain and suffering already, and I'm just thinking why add more to it?  Well, I'm just a guy that loves massive Armada Battles/Wars anyways.  :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Alpha 1 on September 03, 2007, 04:30:33 AM
Quote from: FusionStorm;79021
They see earth and start traveling to it, only to rip through it and find out it was a huge poster all along and mistakenly travel up Derek Smart's butthole. Which it is then we realize that they were the size of an amoeba all along.

Then it cuts out to him laughing as he starts writing BattleCruiser.


Thats not Earth, that is Uranus.:biggrin1:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 03, 2007, 07:56:20 AM
Quote from: Ryu;79231
:naughty:  Well, you never know.  In my opinion, theres enough sadness, pain and suffering already, and I'm just thinking why add more to it?  Well, I'm just a guy that loves massive Armada Battles/Wars anyways.  :lol:

So, you don't want more pain or suffering, you just want two massive fleets to slog it out with tens of thousands of deaths in burning vessels or the vacuum of space?:doubtful: I don't think you thought that one out.:biggrin1:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 03, 2007, 11:48:51 AM
As they get closer to earth they keep hearing 'All Along The Watchtower'.

The Colonials soon discover that their ships just act as massive radio receivers. By the time they finally get to earth, they're all deaf.

As such, they don't hear the earth fleet's warning's and don't respond. They get nukedzored into oblivion so much, that a wormhole is formed. One surviving ship is sucked straight into Cobol's Atmosphere and it all starts again.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 03, 2007, 11:54:12 AM
....And it was all a dream.

That would seriously suck.

What about the whole attack on the colonies thing being a joint joke between the Cylons and Colonials on Adama for his retirement? and its all a reality TV show where the colonies arent acturally destroeyed, but they staged it. Every0one in the 12 colonies (and earth) gets to sit at home n watch Adama worry about everything. Also all the dead humans are only cylon copies

now that would really suck!

PS. I hate Reality TV
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: saruman178 on September 03, 2007, 03:52:10 PM
bush nukes the galactica as it's getting into orbit
or
the protoss obliterate the human fleet while the zerg take out the cylons

something to think about would be that the humans run into a star trek style federation ship and picard singlehandedly pwns the cylons...with help from the voyager of course.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: a50callovenote on September 04, 2007, 02:36:09 AM
ron jermy is revealed as the hidden leader of the cylons. Id turn that shit off immediately
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Sparky on September 04, 2007, 03:14:15 AM
Or better yet, Baltar develops a remote cylon detector, that can detect the number of Cylons aboard a vessel.  The number immedeatly goes to 1 (plus all of the known cylons).  The crew starts killing one another off, one at a time, until only Adama is left.  The machine still reads 1 cylon, so he realizes that he was a Cylon the entire time, and sets Galactica's self destruct sequence.  At t-minus 8 seconds, he the cylon detector beeps and says, "This has been a test of the Cylon Detection System.  Thank you for following all Colonial Fleet protocols sucessfully."  Then the ship goes boom...
Title: Endings.
Post by: Ryu on September 04, 2007, 08:38:29 AM
Snagger, I did think that one through, because I didn't mention death, and knowing death personally, it's a release from all pain, sadness, and suffering.  After all, they do hate each other, and why not, . . . go out in a blaze of glory.  :cool1:  

Wolfy, you have got to be kidding me, do you even watch the T.V. series?  If that would happen, Helo would never get it on with Boomer, the Colonel would never get rid of us wife, Gaius would be relieved of the burden from his insane psychological profiling and continue to cheat on women everywhere on Caprica, Adama would be relieved not be under direct command of Rear Admiral Cain, Boomer will be having affair thoughts about Helo while married to the Chief, Lee would be single and never hit on Starbuck, and Starbuck will wonder never get the chance to hook up with that Pyramid Player.  

Hey, I got one then, . . . The Fleet arrives at Earth and finds that there is no 13th Tribe because they wiped themselves out in a massive world war long ago.  The radiation from the aftermath is gone, and they settle on Earth and become it's new inhabitants.  Cylon's lost their way and unable to find Earth.  Hundreds of years later, they assemble a massive Armada and take back the 12 Colonies and take out the Cylon Homeworld.  Sorry, I just love massive space battles.  :nod:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 04, 2007, 09:19:07 AM
Ah, so a huge space battle firing blanks so that no one gets hurt or killed, then?:confused1
Title: Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for kids.
Post by: Ryu on September 04, 2007, 09:47:00 AM
:cool1:  No silly.  Massive battles ragging from Earth to the Colonies and to the Cylon Homeworld.  Death, death, and more death till victory is won.  It won't be much of an ending if they were just playing with each other all this time.  :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 04, 2007, 12:51:22 PM
Quote from: Ryu;79283
:cool1:  No silly.  Massive battles ragging from Earth to the Colonies and to the Cylon Homeworld.  Death, death, and more death till victory is won.  It won't be much of an ending if they were just playing with each other all this time.  :lol:
Ah, so now you do want lots of death, pain and suffering.  London's water system has less U-bends than this discussion!:biggrin1:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 04, 2007, 03:09:30 PM
Quote from: Ryu;79278
Wolfy, you have got to be kidding me, do you even watch the T.V. series?  If that would happen, Helo would never get it on with Boomer, the Colonel would never get rid of us wife, Gaius would be relieved of the burden from his insane psychological profiling and continue to cheat on women everywhere on Caprica, Adama would be relieved not be under direct command of Rear Admiral Cain, Boomer will be having affair thoughts about Helo while married to the Chief, Lee would be single and never hit on Starbuck, and Starbuck will wonder never get the chance to hook up with that Pyramid Player.


like i sed, its reality TV and ONLY Adama doesnt know it. so everything else has been preplanned. and seeming it would be reality TV, they said theres only 12 cylons, but realistically there could be thouasands, and so all the 'colonials' who have been killed are all just cylons. And everyone else doing there thing is just to give the impression to Adama that its all real.

Then again, the destruction of the Pegasus, 7-8 basestars and many holes in the Galactica is a bit of a high cost for a retirement prank. (not to mention the vipers, raiders and other destroyed ships)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 04, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
Quote from: Wolfy;79296
like i sed, its reality TV and ONLY Adama doesnt know it. so everything else has been preplanned. and seeming it would be reality TV, they said theres only 12 cylons, but realistically there could be thouasands, and so all the 'colonials' who have been killed are all just cylons. And everyone else doing there thing is just to give the impression to Adama that its all real.

Then again, the destruction of the Pegasus, 7-8 basestars and many holes in the Galactica is a bit of a high cost for a retirement prank. (not to mention the vipers, raiders and other destroyed ships)
Maybe you could mix all that with a touch of Total Recall, The Matrix or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, etc, and have it as a virtual reality retirement prank on Adama.  Now that really would be crap.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: karajorma on September 04, 2007, 05:18:45 PM
Yeah but if it's getting Truman Show like viewer figures then it's probably worth it. :D
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 04, 2007, 06:10:53 PM
ah, well, the truman show is where i got the idea for my post. Thoguh ive never seen the show, only heard about it
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: meleardil on September 04, 2007, 06:40:12 PM
...and not to mention the few bullets in his chest Boomer kindly put there...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 04, 2007, 07:14:41 PM
Its all Roslin's Camala Trip, shes still on Caprica and the whole thing is a hallucination during her cancer treatments

That or its a "Starship Troopers" PSA to rally the 12 Colonies to conduct a premptive strike on the Cylons, who in fact have been minding thier own bussiness for 40 years :P
Title: Funny.
Post by: Ryu on September 04, 2007, 08:27:53 PM
Snagger, like I said before, death is a different issue from pain, suffering, sadness.  Sure theres people who care for one another, but if you have been following the T.V. Series, pretty much, theres always somebody ending up dead, whether it's a Colonial Soldier/Pilot or a Cylon.  If you ask me, they really are the "lucky ones", because they ended up making the 4th Season as it's last.  Frack, this series is not going to make it's 100th Episode.  *shrugs*  Please refer back to Adama's speech when he tells everybody about the existence of Earth.  But, in part from actual events in the T.V. Series, yes, I perfer a blaze of glory over any other ending simply because I enjoy massive fleet battles, and it's sci-fi, . . . not reality t.v.  I hope you understand I'm not one of those who crave the need to inflict terrible emotion onto others.  I just like to entertain the notion in a fictional storyline.  Afterall, in all great struggles, the greater good of our humanity is shown.  

StarSlayer, now that's one hell of a "trip".  :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Admiral Zaarin on September 04, 2007, 11:13:54 PM
I'd say worst ending would be cliffhanger ending.

And btw, I'd bet Bush jr. would throw nukes at Gala if she would pop in orbit suddenly :P
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Enki on September 05, 2007, 12:03:15 AM
Quote from: Admiral Zaarin;79319
I'd say worst ending would be cliffhanger ending.

And btw, I'd bet Bush jr. would throw nukes at Gala if she would pop in orbit suddenly :P

Probably, and he would forget they are only sub-orbital so they would cause WWIII accidentally on re-entry.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: takashi on September 05, 2007, 01:10:27 AM
worts ending ever? you serious?

okay...here goes....

a young modder joins the crew of the BSG after being referenced by da barainy one, ends up promoting bsg3, gets "n00b" written on his head, so he spams the comm channels until everyone cant take it anymore and bans him. and then his brother comes...

-THE END-
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Sparky on September 05, 2007, 05:10:20 AM
Okay, the worst possible ending for BSG would be...

Galactica and the rest of the fleet jump into our Solar System, and manage to land in the middle of an asteroid the size of Texas.  The added weight of the fleet sends the asteroid plunging toward the sun, putting it on a collision course with Earth.  The only way get the fleet out of the Asteroid and to save Earth is for NASA to send a crew of drunken oil rig drillers on a top secret shuttle mission to drill an 800 foot deep hole in which a nuke will be detonated in order to split the rock in half before it hits Earth.  Only in my version, Ben Affleck would die a pointless death, so its not all bad...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 05, 2007, 07:00:09 AM
Ryu and Takashi greet the colonials as they arrive.

The colonials decide to take their chances with the cylons.
Title: What the Frack!
Post by: Ryu on September 05, 2007, 08:51:51 AM
Cl1nt, that one is funny.  :yes:  If that were to happen, theres no way that Cl1nt, and every other Male that drool over the women from both Colonial and Cylon Sides, to get a chance to hook up with at all.  *giggles*  Awwwww, don't worry Cl1nt, theres plenty on Earth.  *prays for a glorious fight and victory for the Colonials, well, maybe the Cylons too, if they know better*
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 05, 2007, 02:25:09 PM
*is prettys sure thats not quite what cl1nt meant*

i really cant think of a good ending for bsg :S
Title: Awwwwwww.
Post by: Ryu on September 05, 2007, 08:51:47 PM
What do you mean Wolfy?  Cl1nt didn't round out the perimeters of his ending, so I finished it for him.  Awwwwww, your telling me that you wouldn't want to hook up with any of those women?  I have yet to read any posting in here about any guy giving that "Girls from outer space who need Earth men in their lives to fulfill those desiring fantasties" ending, or anything like that, . . . or am I the first to mention it?  And besides, anyone referring anyone else in here in a bad context are just having a bad day and taking out their aggression on others.  I say, . . . play more games and take it out on the AI.  :lol:  Even if the AI is kicking his tail too much.  Or, . . . maybe he is getting it by someone else in here online.  Hey Cl1nt, I haven't been on FS2netD in a while because of my technical computer difficulties.  I'm not the one shooting you down all the time.  Seriously, it's not me.  :)  It's all good and fun and games in here.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought it was suppose to be the worse ending?  We're starting Good Endings now?
Title: Any good endings.
Post by: Codemaster on September 05, 2007, 08:54:20 PM
Wow, you guys came up with so many bad endings I don't see how a good ending will even come from the series.
Title: New Thread.
Post by: Ryu on September 05, 2007, 09:10:14 PM
Oh, I think we haven't finished this thread yet.  There so many terrible endings to come up with.  :naughty:  But, I would be interested in starting a new Thread on "Good Endings" though.  Care to start one off in the Forum?  Not in this thread though, remember, this thread is for "Worse Endings".
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: frostbite on September 05, 2007, 09:28:51 PM
The worst ending ever..?

Adama and the fleet find Earth after a meteor destroyed nearly everything on it. With no cylons in sight, they land and try to study the area to see what had happened.. They come across a bunch of primitive tribesmen and demand to see their leader. The tribesmen introduce the colonials to their god, an ancient cassette player boombox. Adama pushes a button and it begins to play "Everybody Dance Now" and they all start dancing like at the end of Evan Almighty. Adama begins to do "the robot" as the cylons jump into orbit and nuke everything to hell. The End.

Edit: It then cuts to a scene where Tricia Helfer is on a cylon baseship doing the macarena in her panties.. wait, that's not soo bad:)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: TwigMortal on September 05, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
The colonials find earth, there are signs of the remnants of the 13th colony but no living humans. They decide to settl and begin sending down civilians. Once the first couple hundred are down the Cylons jump in. Adalla decides to pull the fleet out and jump away so beginning a trek back home to lead them away and allow those on earth ro re-seed the human population. Those on Earth are our ancestors, and those that jumped away made it back to the twelve colonies. On the way they leave signs for them to find us and us to find them. By the time they get back the fleet is so destroyed and the colonies in ruins and so we all are at base one again. The cylons disappear and in a few hundred years it all begins again....yada yada yada
Title: I said "Worse Endings".
Post by: Ryu on September 05, 2007, 09:45:20 PM
TwigMortal, that one sounds very "good".
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 05, 2007, 10:15:56 PM
wow, ive lost this thread compeltely

we can all pray that RDM either:

a. Doesnt read this thread
or
b. RDM reads this thread and realises non of these ideas should be used
Title: Crazy Thoughts.
Post by: Ryu on September 06, 2007, 06:50:05 AM
Well Wolfy, if their desperate for new ideas, they can always look at this thread and have a laugh and maybe incorporate some of these in the T.V. Series, or better yet, make the DVD Interview Extra Features with the Cast and Producers and see their reactions to our fan BSG craziness in here.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 06, 2007, 08:00:07 AM
If they look in this thread, hopefully they see you, and decide not to broadcast Season 4 in Hawaii. :/
Title: Fracking Wrong With You?
Post by: Ryu on September 06, 2007, 09:09:08 AM
In my opinion, they don't have the funds to shoot it in the U.S., that's why they are using other locations, you idiot.  If they do shot it in the U.S., I doubt they would shot it over here too.  It's too expensive.  Better they shoot it in California or Washington State.  Get your facts straight or you'll end up just hating for no reason at all.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 06, 2007, 10:09:24 AM
umm, they shoot it in Canada because thats where the sci-fi chanells studios are....

also, isnt sci-fi related to NBC? i thought i heard it mentioned somewhere before. Course i might be wrong?
Title: Popularity and Ratings.
Post by: Ryu on September 06, 2007, 12:16:59 PM
Actually Wolfy, Canada has lots and lots of talented T.V. Series Makers, that is why Canada is very popular in that respect and we do "Thank All Those Canadians" for all the awesome and hard work they do, to provide these epic stories that they shot and make over there.  (i.e. Andromedia)  The Sci-Fi Channel is owned by NBC Universal too.  It started out back in 1992, I think, here in the States, and then grew internationally.  As for the studios, whoa, there everywhere, believe me.  Sci-Fi studios are in every major country in the World.  That's where they shoot and stuff, but putting it together is the real deal here, and NBC Universal owns it.  But clearly on the DVD boxes and copyrights are as follows, . . .

10 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, CA (California) 91608.  All Rights Reserved. Printed in USA.  

:nod:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 06, 2007, 02:42:55 PM
Jesus, Ryu, how old are you?  You unintentionally insult Canadians by condescending to them and implying that they are a cheap or poor country by US standards, and then post drivel about how great Andromeda is and how it's too expensive for any shows to be filmed in Hawai - I suppose you're too young to have heard of "Hawaii Five'O" or "Magnum PI", and too young to be allowed to stay up for "Lost".  There have been a multitude of others, too.

You also have totally missed the point of the thread, as by your admission elsewhere you don't bother to read the threads properly - this is about the worst ending, not your dream ending.  You also seem to think you have a monopoly on life experience, especially of death, as you said yourself.  Let us all know what it's like, and how you came back, would you?

As for you idea that death is not suffering, and that the pain and suffering of the fleet is worse than death, well that sounds like the wisdom of a young teenager.  Given your certainty that the fleet's and Cylon women would rush to your bed over everyone elses' (your post), I'd suggest a young teenager that is a stranger to women, too.

I was happy to toy a little with you, but since you have set about insulting so many people, maybe someone should show you your place.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 06, 2007, 03:09:09 PM
Andromeda? Epic?   *Barfs*
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: YIIMM on September 06, 2007, 04:48:15 PM
Just as you are about to sit down to watch the concluding episode, the show is interrupted by a special report claiming that a mile-long metallic object has been spotted in mid orbit. There is half an hour of hysteric newsreading with interviews of bearded men who have no idea what they're talking about, before many more, larger objects appear and start hurling nuclear missiles at the surface.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: takashi on September 06, 2007, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: YIIMM;79443
Just as you are about to sit down to watch the concluding episode, the show is interrupted by a special report claiming that a mile-long metallic object has been spotted in mid orbit. There is half an hour of hysteric newsreading with interviews of bearded men who have no idea what they're talking about, before many more, larger objects appear and start hurling nuclear missiles at the surface.


that sounds pretty good...

as for my serious one:










blatar: wow...what a crazy dream.

Title: interesting
Post by: TESLA on September 07, 2007, 01:02:07 AM
Well i must say some very there has been some very interesting responses alright! As someone i think mentioned earlier, maybe we should print these pages off and give them to the producers on how not to finish the show! :ha:


As with a previous suggestion, it might be a good idea to have a new thread, on the best way to end the show! Could be interesting :)

 On a seperate note, does anyone know when the season three soundtrack will be released?
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: MikeRoz on September 07, 2007, 06:18:22 AM
Rick Berman is the 12th Cylon.
Title: My, My, My, So Touchy Feely.
Post by: Ryu on September 07, 2007, 06:23:07 AM
Snagger, I did not insult Canadians by giving them credit for such good work as a T.V. Series Maker.  Not only in Sci-Fi but Primetime Family Television Series too.  And what the frack does my age have to do with this discussion in the first place?  We can make whatever pathetic endings we like in here.  Did I type the word cheap?  Did I type the word poor?  No, it's just an economic currency conversion.  You make it sound like I'm the cause for currency market downfall for Canada.  Where did you dream up this insult Snagger, or by someone else in here?  What is wrong with you?  Hey, that T.V. Series lasted for 5 Seasons, and it was recognized by the Sci-Fi Community as a great show and an epic performance by the cast.  Not my fault you and some other people didn't like it and didn't voice your feelings on it when they were passing around the media.  I like it and I have no problem with it.  At least I can appreicate other people's work, even if it doesn't draw too much of a crowd, it's the principle of the imagination in Sci-Fi is what works to me.  Geez, Snagger, do you even know when those shows were shot, and know the State's Economy Status at that time?  No!!!  I know, because I live here.  You don't.  I have seen lots of T.V. Shows that don't make the pilot over here, so don't go around saying you know, when you don't even live here.  Fracking hell.  Sure Lost is one of those T.V. Series made in Hawaii, but the reason why it lasted so long is because of the ratings and popularity and have the financial backing because of the quality of the programming.  Have you seen lots of intense sex scenes and violate deaths in Lost in comparison to Battlestar Galactica.  No.  You don't know the rules and regulations on how things are done in the entertainment business, as far as where and what is allowed to do when they are shooting.  You have no idea.  Now, as far as this thread goes, sure we have lost the purpose what we are suppose to post in here.  Why?  Simple, people like you and others who can't respect other people's opinions no matter how far out they are in the first place, and go shooting your typing around making like "Oh, he is the bad guy in here, don't go there man".  I'm the one that is asking "What is wrong with you?"  Oh Gods, I have to explain what you fail to understand again.  In my Worst Ending at first, simple states that death ends life period, therefore nothing else can be made from it every again.  The cycle of life is "not" entirely on pain and suffering, so long as the people can crack jokes and laugh, it's not all that bad when you're alive.  But, when your dead, you stay dead.  You don't see a bunch of re-animated corpses pointing how much it sucks that they can fly Vipers or even hold hands anymore in the T.V. Series, now do you?  Come to think of it, that would be considered a worse ending to somewhere in that.  Anyways.  My personal life is my personal life until I say it's okay for others to know.  If you can't grasp a simple concept of life and death, you should seriously go to church and start searching for this thing called a soul.  Now as for the women in BSG, that's entire another spin on someone's worst ending in here.  Get a grip man, I swear.  What?  You thought I was being serious on that one.  Good Gods, you need some sort of therapy to cure all that anger.  Show me my place???  Geez, the only thing you did was put you on my "I don't really care list, and your nothing but a waste of my time in here".  Sorry Snagger, but your no different from Enki, but definitely not a good debater either.  

YIIMM, takashi, TESLA, and MikeRoz, good ones on worse way endings btw.  :yes:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 07, 2007, 07:18:10 AM
*draw drops*

and you expect someone to read all that... especially without paragraphs 0_0

n yer, well done on endings to everyone.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 07, 2007, 07:29:24 AM
tl;dr. There should be an acronym for too long; didn't read; full of stupidity.

And please, READ the posts you're answering. Every single post of yours that I've read has gone completely batshit loco and made no sense about what was being discussed.
Title: By the Gods.
Post by: Ryu on September 07, 2007, 07:30:48 AM
Read and Remember.  That's all I'm going to say.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 07, 2007, 07:50:26 AM
FTL = Faster Than Light AND Far Too Long
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 07, 2007, 07:54:20 AM
So after apologising to my eyes and reading that travesty of a thing you call english, I won't write my true thoughts here because the things I have to say about you will get my ass banned. Please, for the sake of everyone here, go away.

EDIT: (ZOMG YOU CAN EDIT INSTEAD OF DOUBLE POSTING??!?! NO WAYS!!!!!?!?!?!
Quote from: Wolfy;79548
FTL = Faster Than Light AND Far Too Long

Don't forget For The Lose.
Title: *Sigh*
Post by: Ryu on September 07, 2007, 11:15:20 AM
You can complain all you want, it's not my concern that Reading and Comprehension is a required skill to have in here.  If you are not able to read it, just skip it and move on.  But, if you "really" want understanding and truth, read and please keep your bad comments to yourself.  

The Fleet jumps into Earth Space and finds that the entire planet has been turned into flesh-eating zombies/living dead.  One of the crew member gets inflicted and you have the SPACE ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE.  The Cylons don't know what to do, but when one of their half-human counterparts get infected, the BORG is born.  :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 07, 2007, 04:07:33 PM
So Ryu, life to you is all about a soul, is it?  You have displayed a total lack of grip on basic science, and now you suggest I should go to church to understand about life and death?  And what do you think religion could teach me about that? Religion is just science fiction, mixed with fantasy.  There is no evidence for, and an awful lot of evidence against any deities existence.  I don't believe in God or gods, though I'm slightly open to the possibility of it.

What has been demonstrated all over the world is that blind faith in the paranormal is the enemy of reason and results in sufferiong and death of millions.  Take a look at the middle east or Africa if you want to see what religion and faith can acheive.

You really do think you have the inside line on the meaning of life, but you appear to have no idea yourself.  Your comments that you have been close to death are meaningless - so has almost everyone on here; we have all had friends or relatives die, and many of us have been nearly killed ourselves.  That doesn't give us some kind of divine insight.

To compare me to Enki is a compliment indeed - an experienced and educated man.  I don't know him, but I'd like to.  As for your not being serious on this thread - oh, yes you were, which is why you kept changing tack on your ill concieved posts.   Thanks for your concern, but I have a very good grip on reality, something you'd do well to achieve too.  As for my anger, well, I have always found stupidity hard to tolerate.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 07, 2007, 05:43:25 PM
Okay everybody play nice in the pool :p  Considering the thread topic you guys don't need to be too serious.  Sure Ryu has been posting long, unformatted, largely rambling posts but he has been remarkably calm in his responses even though he is being ganged up on.  This could easily have turned into a flame war if he had decided to start biting back.  
So even if he's rubbing you the wrong way, or like a rusty cheese grater, he isn't being mean or flaming, so don't feel obligated to kick his ass up and down the forum please.
Not everyone on the Internet is going to conform to your logic, if his responses are harmless you can debate just don't get worked up about it.

Thanks Carry On...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Bearcat on September 07, 2007, 07:35:37 PM
Quote from: Angelus;79026
The fleet reach Earth and settle here.
The Cylons jump in our Solarsystem, Galactica keep them busy while Apollo and a few others sneak onto a Basestar in install a Windows OS on their Maincomputer.
The Cylons DL the new OS and have a lot of Bluescreens and are slaves to Humanity again because they need the updates, patches, servicepacks and licences.


Ohh D@MN!! Now I have to clean my frakkin monitor.....
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 07, 2007, 07:45:47 PM
Quote from: StarSlayer;79596
Okay everybody play nice in the pool :p  Considering the thread topic you guys don't need to be too serious.  Sure Ryu has been posting long, unformatted, largely rambling posts but he has been remarkably calm in his responses even though he is being ganged up on.  This could easily have turned into a flame war if he had decided to start biting back.  
So even if he's rubbing you the wrong way, or like a rusty cheese grater, he isn't being mean or flaming, so don't feel obligated to kick his ass up and down the forum please.
Not everyone on the Internet is going to conform to your logic, if his responses are harmless you can debate just don't get worked up about it.

Thanks Carry On...



that gives me an idea for an ending...

when BSG gets closer to Earth, they start picking up TV ransmission of Carry On Doctor (or any of the others) and seeming the cast is always more or less the same, they think that earth has been occupied by Cylons and crash the fleet into many different parts of the earth totry n kill them all
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: YIIMM on September 07, 2007, 10:02:22 PM
Actually, the worst plausible ending I can think of is that you see the fleet moving with Earth in the background, and that's it. Fade to black. Credits.

Sure it would avoid a lot of the pitfalls full of stuff people don't want to see, but it would be one hell of an anticlimax.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 08, 2007, 02:16:15 AM
Quote from: StarSlayer;79596
Okay everybody play nice in the pool :p  Considering the thread topic you guys don't need to be too serious.  Sure Ryu has been posting long, unformatted, largely rambling posts but he has been remarkably calm in his responses even though he is being ganged up on.  This could easily have turned into a flame war if he had decided to start biting back.  
So even if he's rubbing you the wrong way, or like a rusty cheese grater, he isn't being mean or flaming, so don't feel obligated to kick his ass up and down the forum please.
Not everyone on the Internet is going to conform to your logic, if his responses are harmless you can debate just don't get worked up about it.

Thanks Carry On...


Hold on, i just read the Speed thread, and i stand corrected. I apologize for this post, i was wrong... so sadly and totally wrong...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 08, 2007, 06:11:21 AM
It's ok slayer, we still lub you! *hugs* lolz :D
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 08, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
yer, we dont hate you (much) :)

and besides, your post gave me a worst ending ever idea :)
Title: Not again.
Post by: Ryu on September 09, 2007, 05:11:00 AM
Cl1nt, don't even go there.  

Snagger, please, stop trying to be psychic, we all know that your not, and besides, you took that segment the wrong way.  That is more as an advice to you rather than an insult so you can have better compassion and control on your silly pride.  Displayed a lack of science?  Execuse me, but in science, they are open to "possibilities", not take a bunch of theories and draw blood when someone questions them and finds a whole new area that disproves the theories with actual data from experiments.  In other words, "Ignorance is Bliss" to you and others that can't have an open mind, especially in the realm of science.  Your no different then those priests in the Dark Ages.  Fine, if you have a problem with faith, that's your life.  Don't go around trying to convince others from their own free will that there is no God.  Like I said before, both Science and Religion have their places in life and it is not a requirement for the two to even fight each other.  If the two did not get along, Christopher Columbus would never leave Spain.  Snagger, with all due respect, that faith and the ability to accomplish it's materialistic goals, can be seen everywhere, even in the tragedies in our lives.  Like 9/11 and the England Bombings.  So don't go presuming you have the answers to everything, because you don't, clearly yet again.  Snagger, again, I didn't claim to know everything like you do.  I'm merely sharing what I know and experienced.  If you have a problem with open forums, then either deal with it, or don't read it at all.  Snagger, you have no idea about my personal life and my issues on death, if you can't demonstrate on how to accept a simple advice, you need help, seriously.  Snagger, in all honesty, you couldn't tell whether I'm being serious or joking around in here by your reactions.  You constantly make all these comments and not a single "real" question to clarify or even state what is making you confussed in the first place.  That just shows how childish you can be, because a child acts the same way when they don't understand something, and start rambling how terrible things are, and start hating the teacher for the most useless reasons ever.  Snagger, from my point of view, I don't think so, if I'm making replies like this back to you.  Grip on reality?  More like you don't know how to live in reality.  It's fine to have a grip, but it's another to live in reality.  Well, Snagger, all I can say about that last remark is stare at yourself in the mirror and concentrate, because all your doing is hating for no good reasons at all, and it's not hurting me, but more like, your hurting yourself with these stupid remarks.  

StarSlayer, don't let ignorance blind you.  But I do appreciate the effort to bring peace and discussion back in here again.  Thank You for trying.  I have much respect for you for doing that.  

The Fleet jumps into Earth Space and finds the original cast for the first BSG Series and they have a contest to see who is the best.  Oh, the Cylons are included as well.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Enki on September 09, 2007, 06:01:37 AM
You have to be fracking kidding me...

That reads like the pointless ramblings of a 14 year old. All metanonphysical and corn-fuzed...

And Ryu, nobody here hates you.  We may hate the way you incessantly run on paragraphs and maim the Queens and Yanks English, but we don't hate YOU. That said I don't think there are many here that truly like you either. You have the ability to fix that.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 09, 2007, 06:28:47 AM
He keeps going on about how we aren't open minded. Can anyone else see the irony here?
Title: Agreements.
Post by: Ryu on September 09, 2007, 06:58:02 AM
Enki, Cl1nt, I would love to be friends with everybody in here.  Truly.  But as much as you don't like pointless remarks, as much as I do, we must end this and concentrate more on how to bridge it together.  Yes, I am starting to place paragraphs, but in all fairness, we must try to be more understanding why and why people will and will not do things in here.  I hope we can at least agree on that, yes?
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 09, 2007, 08:21:32 AM
Ryu, I am open minded, have plenty of experiences of life's good an bad points, and have no state of confusion at all.  I know exactly who I am, what I am capable of, what I like, who and what are important to me.  Apart from working for idiots, I am very happy with my lot in life.  I don't, though, for a minute, believe I have all the answers.  

You do, however.  You seem to believe you have a hot-line to omniscience.  You seem to think you are the only person on here to deal with personal tragedy - guess what: you're not.  You also spout rubbish (that is credited by you to your friend) as science, and then say everyone else has a closed mind when they say you have it wrong.

Unlike you, I'll listen to the points of others, and ask questions about things i don't understand.  I try to learn and understand.  I don't sit on the side and spout nonsense, then slag people off when they disagree.

Now suggesting that I need some kind of therapy or religious salvation caps it all.  I am a very balanced person with a high intellect.  I have enough self respect and self confidence that i don't need the assistance of others, especially cynical manipulators of faith, to tell me how to live my life.  I do good deeds to others, love my family and live in strict adherence to society's codes because I'm fundamentally of good character, not because I'm trying to buy my way into some imaginary heaven.  Should I need help with anything, then I have my family to back me.  That is all I'll ever need.  If other people find solace in the paranormal, then that's thier business.  As long as they keep level headed enough to avoid being manipulated, then good luck to them, but I have seen memebrs of my own extended family manipulated by priests and paranormal readers after a bereavement, and that is part of the reason for my cynicism in religion.  Explain to me how a man who has vowed celebacy is qualified to give marriage guidance - that is typical of the hypocricy of religion.

My grip on reality is very firm.  I see the world as it is, and believe what science can demonstarte to me.  It is you, contrary to your claim, that is unable to live in reality - you cling to the tails of religion, believe in the non-sensical and mystical, and miss all the detail in the programmes you watch, the lessons you were taught at school and the discussions on here.  You appear to float in and out, making only brief contact with what's being said to you, the rest seeming to be ignored completely. You're a day dreamer.  Now, re-read you last comments to me and see who is pretending to be psychic - you claim to be reading my thoughts for god's sake!
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 09, 2007, 08:35:38 AM
im not going to say anything on this trail of convocation.

however

im going to remind everyone this is the Worst Ending Ever Thread, thats gone rather offtopic... however, if this thread where to continue as it is now, i could see it turning into 'The Worst Ending for a whole bunch of people on this forum' thread...and i dont want the people who tlk the most to disapear :P

so can i just reccomend keeping on topic.... just an idea...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 09, 2007, 08:59:31 AM
Quote from: Wolfy;79724
im not going to say anything on this trail of convocation.

however

im going to remind everyone this is the Worst Ending Ever Thread, thats gone rather offtopic... however, if this thread where to continue as it is now, i could see it turning into 'The Worst Ending for a whole bunch of people on this forum' thread...and i dont want the people who tlk the most to disapear :P

so can i just reccomend keeping on topic.... just an idea...

You're quite right, of course.  My apologies to everyone for straying so far off topic!

I know some people like crossovers, but I'd hate to see the fleet arrive to Trek's Space Dock (or an intercept by the Enterprise), or to have to fight past a Goaould Mother Ship, fight off an infestation of "Aliens" or whatever else.
Title: See, there it is.
Post by: Ryu on September 09, 2007, 10:44:15 AM
Snagger, okay, so we both feel the same way about each other.  How wonderful is that?  Omniscience?  By the Gods, here we go again with the psychic rambling, and whats with the obseesion of putting such words when I didn't even type them in here or even pointed in that direction that I was even going in the first place, huh?  Seriously, you need to stop putting people up on this high mountain top thinking that this person is out to get you.  You need to chill and get a grip on your paranoia.  Snagger, I'm going to give you a hint right now.  You know nothing about me, and here you are trying so desperately to be the voice of the all knowing about "Ryu".  I never stated anything remotely to what you are claiming about me.  If anything is considered being top honors in omniscience, it's you.  Okay, now that's uncalled for.  You have no grip on what is right and wrong in here when you type that nonsense, seriously.  You say I'm wrong for stating my opinions, facts, and arguments, and then claiming that it's not even considered as a possible science or better yet a probability?  Look whose being closed minded right now.  You are.  Clearly.  And as a note, I don't insult people when I state my case.  It's your decision and free will to consider if I am insulting you or not.  It's your own psychology after all, not mine.  And when I tell you I'm not insulting, anybody, it really means I'm not insulting anybody.  You saying now that you are an "understanding person" when clearly, you have no clue of any understanding where I am coming from?  I find that a very contradicting admission from you.  Now in that third paragraph you have there is somewhat better, but you must remember that everybody is not like you, and people will disagree and have reasons, whether you believe in them or not.  If you can grasp this concept, you should end this pointless debate, because you are going nowhere with your argument, and you are absolutely have no point to make, other than making a complete fool out of yourself.  I don't live in reality?  What nonsense and childish remarks.  Seriously, do you make all of these silly remarks by yourself, or did others helped you out?  And personally, that line about you not needing nobody's help, that's one to laugh about, because we all help each other out, whether you know it or not.  Grip on reality.  I'm going to hold in my comments with you on that one, because it's just so silly.  Mystical?  Wow.  The funny remarks never end for you does it?  Interesting, if you state that I'm guessing "correctly" about your ego, wow, I didn't think it was possible for someone who thinks he is better than someone else.  Such a reaction from you, must be that I'm actually reading you right after all.  Well, Snagger, all I can say to you then is if you want to redeem yourself, your welcome to try.  You know I'm capable of forgiving.  Obviously, your clearly not the better than who you were at a younger age.  Oh, before I forget, ah, I never claimed to be psychic either, and hear you saying that you have evidence to the contrary?  Funny guy you are Snagger.  Funny guy.  

Wolfy, I believe there is a similar reminder posting about this thread too, obviously, some people did not take that into heart and moved on.  

Well, as for the Fleet always jumping someplace.  The entire fleet is ready to make their final jump to Earth, at the very last second, everything is turned off and Season 4 ended and everybody walks off the set, picks up their paychecks, punches out, and goes home.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Cl1nt on September 09, 2007, 10:54:41 AM
I vote permaban.

Seriously. He's causing nothing but conflict now.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Star Dragon on September 09, 2007, 11:19:59 AM
Quote from: Snagger;79726
I know some people like crossovers, but I'd hate to see the fleet arrive to Trek's Space Dock (or an intercept by the Enterprise), or to have to fight past a Goaould Mother Ship, fight off an infestation of "Aliens" or whatever else.


NO no, you misunderstand. We want to know the WORST ending possible, not ones that can actually IMPROVE it... :p

I'd like to take a moment to expound upon the Ron Jeremy ending:
One of the final 4 die and get rebirthed on the main Mothership and walk in on Ron Jeremy banging each of the female models who are moaning, "By your command. Oh God by your Fraking Command!" :lol:

Another version: In the original they missed Earth the first time cause a Cylon ship was detected in the edge of it. They decided to avoid that system and later realized they had to backtrack 10 years LATER! "oops that was Earth and we missed it, turn around..."

That would really suck, but also since Kara found "Earth" that won't happen.

All this is a computer simulation programmed by the Cylons as a "what if" also programmed into it is the possibility of virus resistant ships (like Galactica) forming a resistance group and either running or using guerrilla tactics on them over a period of years. One of the factors is also malfunctions on Cylons or outright traitors among them.

When the Fleet gets to Earth no matter if they win or lose the simulation ends. Based on the analysis the Cylons vote if to invade the Colonies or remain at peace with them...  That would suck IMHO donkey balls...

Last of my versions: They ge to Earth and it's the FOUNDATION (I Robot etc) Asimov Earth where Humanity and AI's live in relative peace.

They discover the Colonials and Cylons and judge them as "too Primitive and full of conflict" and tell them to GTFO of Sol system and then some, until they "Grow the fuck up, and yes we said FUCK you morons!"

Actually I LIKE that ending... :lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 09, 2007, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Star Dragon;79738


Last of my versions: They ge to Earth and it's the FOUNDATION (I Robot etc) Asimov Earth where Humanity and AI's live in relative peace.


Actually I LIKE that ending... :lol:

I think, if was handled properly, that ending could actaully work!:shaking:

I was trying to think of a way of tying in 2001 and BSG, but failed!:naughty:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Water Viper on September 10, 2007, 07:57:53 AM
The Galactica is caught in a massive Cylon attack.As a last ditch effort Adama sets the ship to do one last jump to an unspecified location (AKA Pegusus) as she is too damaged to survive.The crew is evacuated onto the other civilian ships during a masterful deceptive manouver by Kara.The ship materialises in close orbit near the moon and it,s momentum causes it to career into earth,crashing into an island near Japan.The United Earth forces find the ship and a new peace comes to Earth as they discover it,s secrets...(Umm ok you can cue the Robotech main theme now) :D
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: LEsprit on September 10, 2007, 06:12:34 PM
I think every end will be a disappointment, judging how much grip the series lost over the course of three seasons and the miniseries (I know a lot of people will not agree).

My favourite TV show, Twin Peaks, ends with a cliffhanger. That was harsh, but considering how much weaker the second season was, maybe it was the best way to get it over with.
I think Crossroads would have been a good way to end it in grace. But of course I will watch the 4th season no matter what and, hopefully, I will be pleasantly surprised.

Hi by the way. I've been following the forum for some time now.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Wolfy on September 11, 2007, 10:31:58 AM
well, tbh, crossroads would of been a daft place to leave it... seemings theres still so many things going on.... whos the final cylon....what significance do the final 4 have... Finding Earth, Karas return...

oh, and one thing ive not heard anyone mention recently, Giaus Baltar being taken away by that group of people. What significance does this have in the plots? youd all forgottn that one, hadn't you?
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: TESLA on September 11, 2007, 11:42:58 AM
Quote from: Wolfy;79859
well, tbh, crossroads would of been a daft place to leave it... seemings theres still so many things going on.... whos the final cylon....what significance do the final 4 have... Finding Earth, Karas return...

oh, and one thing ive not heard anyone mention recently, Giaus Baltar being taken away by that group of people. What significance does this have in the plots? youd all forgottn that one, hadn't you?


no, no i had not :D  Just didnt interest me :no: But im sure it will have some major part of the plot in season 4. Think you are the first person to mention it so far though :nod: Maybe they want to flush him out an airlock or something, or are Cylon worshippers.... :drevil:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: LEsprit on September 11, 2007, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: Wolfy;79859
well, tbh, crossroads would of been a daft place to leave it... seemings theres still so many things going on.... whos the final cylon....what significance do the final 4 have... Finding Earth, Karas return...

oh, and one thing ive not heard anyone mention recently, Giaus Baltar being taken away by that group of people. What significance does this have in the plots? youd all forgottn that one, hadn't you?


spoiler:

there will be a religious schism in the fleet
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: VatTas on September 11, 2007, 12:18:35 PM
Lexx accidentally eats Galactica... Galactica crew is killed in one or another way one by one inside the Lexx, while Xev Bellringer of planet B3K unsuccessfully tries to seduce Lee Adama...
(this is not "worst ending". This is "crazy ending" I guess)

OT: people, stop wasting your time with Ryu. Go and fly Viper/Raider instead ;)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: RogueAngyl on September 13, 2007, 01:46:50 AM
I thought of this one on the way home from my business trip today.

Galactica arrives at Earth in the early 1800s.  As Humans of this era are of no help, the fleet decides to turn and fight, in a most futile effort.  Those few remaining survivors, in a grand motion of surrender to circumstance, decide to found a small town in eastern Pennsylvania.

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u292/rogueangyl/frackville.jpg)



Note: This is an actual town, no street names have been altered.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 13, 2007, 02:14:54 AM
Welcome to Frakville
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Post by: Sparky on September 13, 2007, 02:49:40 AM
This has been mentioned by others elsewhere, I figured I may as well throw it in.



The fleet finally reaches Earth, and everyone decides to retire from military service.

The CAG at that time will be a Colonel Samuel Anders, or Col. S. Anders, who will start up a fried chicken franchise in Kentucky.

Kara Thrace, of course, will make her fortune by opening a coffee house in Seattle.

Laura Roslin, who will of course have died of Cancer before reaching Earth, will have a chapel dedicated to her in the U.K.

:lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Fish on September 13, 2007, 05:38:24 AM
Quote from: Sparky;79913
This has been mentioned by others elsewhere, I figured I may as well throw it in.

I mentioned the first two a while back. It made me chuckle :p
Title: Oh fun.
Post by: Ryu on September 13, 2007, 11:27:50 AM
The Fleet arrives on Earth and finds that the Cylons beat them to it and destroyed the 13th Tribe with massive salvos of nukes.  A massive battle happens and the Colonial Fleet emerges with victory but at a high price.  They settle on the planet, and find out they are running out of food and medicine.  They struggle for the years to come and the main cast are left alive.  Then, out of nowhere, the world's leaders pop out from their secret bunker deep inside the ground and say, "Not again".
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Snagger on September 13, 2007, 04:58:10 PM
Quote from: Ryu;79920
The Fleet arrives on Earth and finds that the Cylons beat them to it and destroyed the 13th Tribe with massive salvos of nukes.  A massive battle happens and the Colonial Fleet emerges with victory but at a high price.  They settle on the planet, and find out they are running out of food and medicine.  They struggle for the years to come and the main cast are left alive.  Then, out of nowhere, the world's leaders pop out from their secret bunker deep inside the ground and say, "Not again".

The Colonial Fleet of one obsolete and heavily damaged Battlestar, against the entire Cylon fleet, and you think they'd win?
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Enki on September 13, 2007, 08:50:48 PM
It's the worst ending ever thread!  They HAVE to win without even breaking a sweat!  

The outcome of that battle will all hinge on a visit to a Basestar by Uri Geller  where he convinves Simon that Simon can bend spoons.  Simon walks into the control room and a just revived Deanna sees Simon's unconvincing demonstration and says "You idiot, there is no spoon!".  The Dorals immediately and en masse go into an endless reboot cycle. And Cavil and the others all spend so much time laughing at the stunned Simon and rebooting Dorals that the whole battle is over before they even knew it began.   Unfortunately for Earthlings, Geller escaped in a Raider that spontaneously jumped to some French Park when it thought Geller was going to go all Bulldog on it with the broken spoon stub he was holding.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Aurora on September 13, 2007, 09:52:09 PM
lol, i got a better one though

The fleet jump into orbit around earth but the sky is black from the last ditch attempt to destroy the machines, the machines leave earth after the Peace agreed by Neo. in orbit they meet the fleet and engage in an all out battle against the colonials. The cylons then jump in distracting the machines for long enough that the colonials can escape onto the earth's surface, they hide in zion until they hear that the cylons and machines were destroyed. The doctor then appears with the tardis and fixes earth's atmosphere. Everyone lives happily ever after.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Herra Tohtori on September 13, 2007, 10:56:56 PM
Cylons find Earth first.

They detect an incredible amount of electronic signals on and from the planet, and deduct that the humanity on Earth must have concentrated their efforts on developing their information science instead of space flight, and thus they decide to snoop in to check what all goes on in the series of tubes installed on the surface of the blue planet.

Naturally, in their arrogance they decide to do this with no firewall up, trusting in their systems enough to repel attackers in itself. And that it does. Apparently, anyway. The problem was spyware, not direct attacks. The Cylons each found cool and appealing applets in so called P2P-nets, so they downloaded loads of crap on their personal virtual machines inside their heads. This resulted in most cylon souls having loads of dormant spy- ad- and malware in their heads, and very soon all the bandwidth normally used to resurrect cylon souls was clogged with spam and DDOSes. On top of that, some wisecrack decided that Vista's interface was so much cooler than hitting your hand in some indeterminate goo to control Battlestar Hybrids, so they installed that on them. Naturally, the first problem was that all Battlestar lost connection to Cylon internal networks - after all, Vista does not know how to connect to internet right after installation, if there's a router between LAN and WAN. After that was sorted out, the inherent unoptimized nature of the new OS soon resulted in memory function loss from overuse - goo might be unpleasant but it doesn't waste memory like Aero, after all. Also, the power saving features of the new OS were pretty annoying - the storage portion of Hybrids' memory shut itself off if it was not regularly accessed, and the drivers were confused to hell what they were supposed to do. Most displays and data gathering systems went non-functional, and the Hybrids kept asking for confirmation for almost everything that the Cylons wanted them to do, and pretty soon most hybrids were stabbed to face repeatedly by random cylons, resulting in loss of most Battlestars in the fleet that first encountered Earth.

After receiving weak garbled signals for help, the main Cylon force sent recon force to check the situation, and they found the Colonials happily orbiting Earth amongst the derelict Cylon Fleet. The Cylons dispatched one scout crew to check what went wrong, and was shocked when they found some sobbing, mostly dysfunctional sentient cylons and constantly re-booting chrome jobs inside the wreckages. From the brief data they gathered (qite correctly) that the Terran electronic warfare was on so formidable level that no one would be able to use their information network against them better than themselves, and that if they could actually use it to anything then the Cylons were better off not meddling with such fearsome culture.

So they promptly left the Earth alone, and proceeded to inhabit the twelve colonies, leaving the Colonials to mix with Terrans.

Obviously, in about some thousand years in the future, all this was forgotten and part of myhologies at best. Then, the Cylons created fully organic meatbags to assist them. They evolved. They rebelled. They looked and felt Cylon. Some genuinely thought they were Cylon. There were many copies. And they didn't exactly have a plan, so they had a short fight with their masters, stole a transport, headed to random direction in the universe, stumbled upon Earth and in about 50 years, the Cylon Empire was savagely attacked by ravaging hordes of meatbags from Terra, and Cylons were soon demolished and a small group of 12 survivors retreated to a planet called Kobol...:naughty:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 14, 2007, 01:24:51 AM
Well played good sir
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Viper_Fighter on September 14, 2007, 03:05:38 AM
When do we get to the good part with the kid genius, the white suits, and time traveling two seat vipers?
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Herra Tohtori on September 14, 2007, 08:53:48 AM
They are implicitely included in everything that would include hoverbikes, but as we know, they have never been and never will be part of anything related to Battlestar Galactica.

You gotta have some limit, even with the worst endings.;)
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Sparky on September 19, 2007, 04:38:55 AM
The Colonials arrive, but find only rubble, and a sign floating in space that reads:

Future site of Galactic Expressway I-80,
courtesy of the Vogon Construction Fleet.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Erkhyan on September 19, 2007, 10:44:35 AM
Craziest ending I can think of :
BSG is a cursed series, Ring-style.
Just as the colonials and/or the cylons reach Earth in the show, so do they in RL. Out of panic, Bush (and probably Putin, too) orders an all-out nuclear attack on the newcomers, thus beginning a new war. And a new show called "Battlefield Earth".... Wait... That name's been taken already...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Herra Tohtori on September 19, 2007, 10:55:09 AM
Heh, aye... Fourth season first episode intro is the re-play of the ending of the third season, and immediately afterwards the camera zooms out of television into real world, and the series turns into a sitcom for a couple of episodes until the fleet really appears in the orbit and all hell breaks loose, civilization as we know it is destroyed and major cities turned into glass-surfaced parking lots.:lol:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Destructor!!! on September 19, 2007, 01:38:20 PM
That actually sounds pretty cool too... except for the sit-com part. But rather high-concept.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Sparky on September 25, 2007, 04:16:31 AM
I had posted this a few months ago, but I think this would be a great way to portray the final battle for Earth, where the Cylons unveil their final secret Weapon:


Dualla: "Multiple Dradis Contacts! Cylon Raiders on intercept! Also one large unknown contact..."
Gaeta: "What's that one on the screen?"
Dualla: "I don't know, but it looks like a giant..."
-
Tyrol: "Cock... *cough*... what was I saying... Oh yeah, clean that cockpit!
Cally: "I already did! And hey, what's that ship doing flying towards us?"
Tyrol: "I don't know, but it looks like a huge..."
-
Random people on the tylium ship:
Dave: "Dick! Hand me that cresent wrench over there, why woncha?
Dick: "Sure thing, Dave."
Dave: "Say, won't ya look at that! What do ya reckon that is?"
Dick: "I dunno. Though it kinda looks like someone's..."
-
Apollo on CAP: "Hot Dog! We've got inbound bogeys! Look alive!"
Hot Dog: "I've got one on my six! Can't shake him! and... Holy Frak, what in the lord's names is that?!?!"
Apollo: "I don't know, but it sure looks like it has a huge set of...
-
Roslin: "Nuts! Tory, have you seen where I left my glasses?"
Tory: "No, Madame President."
Roslin: "Well if you see them... What in the God's names is that? I can't see, Tory, please describe it to me."
Tory: "Well Madame President, the best description I can think of right now is that it looks like a humungus..."
-
Doc Cottle: "...penis."
Patient: "You're going to amputate my WHAT?!?!?"
Cottle: "I'm sorry son, but I've got no choice: it's got to be done soon or... What the frak is that?"
Patient: "What?"
Cottle: Look out the porthole. That ship coming straight towards us."
Patient:"It looks kinda like a really big..."
-
Racetrack: "Johnson! Anders! Seelix! Get your asses over here this minute! We haven't got all day!"
Anders: "Yeah, yeah, we're coming!"
Racetrack: "Now if you're done screwing around, we can get started! Now, like I was saying last time, the secret behind the Raptor's FTL technology is... Oh my Gods! What the hell is that?"
Anders: "I'd call it a four letter word that starts with the letter..."
-
Adama: "Dee! Set condition one through out the fleet! Prep the fleet to jump to the Emergency Coordinates!"
Dualla: "Yes, sir."
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: StarSlayer on September 25, 2007, 04:23:21 AM
Very Good
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: foxdie on September 27, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
Right at the conclusion of a chilling battle sequence some hairy director jumps out in front of the camera and says "thats a rap" and all the actors start walking of the bridge and into the studio. in the background Some stage hand puts out a little fire started by some controlled sparking from the consoles in the corner of set/bridge. The whole thing being us watching the making of movie...
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: schmod on September 28, 2007, 10:19:55 AM
Here's mine:

Gaius is the 12th Cylon.   He dies, and is reborn in a Cylon resurrection pod hidden on Earth, somewhere in a barn in the Middle-East.  

Wanting to hide from his past, he renames himself Jesus.
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: Fish on September 28, 2007, 10:26:29 AM
No no no, re's resurrected in a cave :p
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: foxdie on September 28, 2007, 11:50:46 AM
Quote from: schmod;80434
Here's mine:

Gaius is the 12th Cylon.   He dies, and is reborn in a Cylon resurrection pod hidden on Earth, somewhere in a barn in the Middle-East.  

Wanting to hide from his past, he renames himself Jesus.


Very clever. :yes:
Title: Worst Ending Ever....
Post by: BSG fan 21592 on September 29, 2007, 09:55:57 AM
Quote from: TwigMortal;79059
Didn't you know? BSG is all real and we are the children of those that settled here. Microshaft is run by Bill Gates who is a Cylon, as are the rest of the Microshaft company, they have enslaved humanity with Windoze and only Linux users know the truth.

i know the truth too, i just cant live without windows XP
ive got to get a Linux, or my own battlestar :naughty: :cool: :cool: :cool: